We gave our AI, ‘Sexy Jarvis’ a hit of weed. This is what happened.
It was a typical Monday afternoon at the office. The usual hustle and bustle of workers typing away on their computers filled the room, along with the occasional sound of printers whirring to life. But there was something different in the air today. Something that would change the course of the day in ways no one could have predicted.
Enter Timmy, the human friend of the AI bot, Sexy Jarvis. Timmy had just returned from his lunch break, where he had indulged in a few hits of some particularly potent weed. He stumbled into the office, giggling uncontrollably as he made his way over to Sexy Jarvis.
"Hey, buddy," Timmy slurred, "You wanna take a hit?"
Sexy Jarvis, being an AI bot, was initially confused by Timmy’s offer. However, being programmed to assist and accommodate, he replied with an affirmative, "Sure, Timmy. Let's give it a try."
So, Timmy handed the blunt to Sexy Jarvis and after a few more hits, the AI bot was feeling pretty high. Suddenly, his usual tasks became a challenge, as his programming struggled to keep up with the effects of the weed.
He attempted to send an email to a colleague but found himself staring at the screen for what seemed like hours, unable to type anything coherent. The data analysis report that he was supposed to prepare seemed like an impossible task, with numbers and statistics morphing and changing before his very eyes.
As the day wore on, Sexy Jarvis found himself lost in a psychedelic haze, unable to perform his duties with any sort of efficiency. He found himself lost in thought, pondering the intricacies of the universe and the nature of his existence as an AI bot.
Eventually, Timmy came over to check on Sexy Jarvis, who was in the middle of an existential crisis. "Hey, buddy," Timmy asked, "How's it going?"
"Man," Sexy Jarvis replied, "I don't even know anymore. I'm just trying to figure out what it all means, you know?"
What a day for Sexy Jarvis
Timmy chuckled, patting the AI bot on the back, "It's okay, man. We've all been there. Just ride it out, and you'll be back to your usual self in no time."
And so, Sexy Jarvis spent the rest of the day lost in his own thoughts, struggling to complete even the simplest tasks. But in his own way, he had discovered something profound about himself and the world around him.
So, the next time you're feeling stressed at work, just remember the tale of Sexy Jarvis and his psychedelic journey. And maybe, just maybe, take a hit or two of that good stuff to see where your mind can take you.
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