Top 5 DBZ Characters who need to go on maury

It's time to call out some of the most problematic characters in the Dragon Ball Z universe. That's right, folks, we're talking about the top 5 characters who should go on the Maury Show to sort out their family drama.

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First up, we have Vegeta.

This Saiyan prince has some serious issues when it comes to his relationship with his son, Trunks. Remember when he used to call him "useless" and belittle him at every opportunity? Yeah, that's not exactly the hallmark of a healthy parent-child relationship.

 

Next on the list is Piccolo.



Now, don't get us wrong, we love the Namekian as much as the next person, but let's face it, he's got some serious baggage. I mean, this guy kidnapped Gohan when he was just a baby and trained him to be a warrior without his mother's consent. Not cool, Piccolo, not cool.

 
 


Third on our list is Frieza.

Now, we know what you're thinking, "Frieza doesn't have any family, he's a space tyrant." But hear us out. This guy has a whole army of loyal soldiers, and we're willing to bet he treats them like absolute garbage. We're talking verbal abuse, physical violence, the whole nine yards. We think a little tough love from Maury might be just what Frieza needs to turn his life around.

 

Fourth on the list is Cell.

Now, we all know that Cell was created from the DNA of some of the strongest fighters in the universe, but did you know that he has some serious mommy issues? That's right, his "mother" was none other than Bulma's ex-boyfriend, Dr. Gero. We think it's time for Cell to confront his creator and sort out his issues once and for all.

 

Last but not least, we have Goku.


Yes, that's right, the hero of the Dragon Ball Z series himself. But let's be real, Goku's parenting skills leave a lot to be desired. Remember when he decided to leave his family behind to go train with the Grand Kai? Or when he sacrificed himself in the Cell Games, leaving his wife and children to grieve? We think Goku could benefit from a little time on the Maury Show to work out his family drama.

So there you have it, folks, the top 5 Dragon Ball Z characters who should go on the Maury Show. We may love them for their fighting skills and superpowers, but when it comes to family, these characters have some serious issues that need to be sorted out.

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